A rendition of One of the Tantric Position - iGallop
Remember I said i don't like Advertisements? Well, I do now...
OSIM iGallop
They alledgely claim that it's a slimming machine mimicking a saddle which is toppled over a horse while it staggers, which gives you a work out on the waist, hips, thighs and buttocks. CRAP.
This is the weirdest Slimming machine anyone has ever made. It looks like a Bull riding Rodeo machine, without the oscillation and rotation.
YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaa Cowboy.. Cowgirl's Riding Daddy Tonite
It's fun yet controversial and titillating. It will surely make any women wet by just looking or fantasize about it, let alone riding on top of it. It's like one heluva fucking KarmaSutra position, where the woman is on top of the man. They call it horse riding or the inverted missionary, where the man's penis is the saddle which holds the woman in place while they rock on their so-called Horse. Brilliant. It will surely gives me wet dreams tonight by just thinking of the advertisement. I don't know about you, but the focus of the advertisement is quite disturbing to others, definitely not me because the phallic projections of images are really cool. Therefore, i wanna correct my previous entry where i said i don't like Advertisement. I do like NOW..
PLEASE. Show more of that advertisement. In fact, Show it Once every 30 minutes. I couldn't get enough of it. It's like free 5th stage porn (minus nudity) on National TV. Fucking cool. Too bad i couldn't find a picture of any excerpt of the advertisement, with a model on it. You will know what i mean.
So ladies who can't get laid, Maybe you can try buying this to get you aroused, but not an orgasm. But a vibrator is more convenient though. At least you don't ride, but you do get an orgasm. Right?
This is call Riding too. Sorry, i can't put erotic pictures in my site.
Thanks Shianux and Agagooga for reviewing this entry because:
OSIM iGallop
They alledgely claim that it's a slimming machine mimicking a saddle which is toppled over a horse while it staggers, which gives you a work out on the waist, hips, thighs and buttocks. CRAP.
This is the weirdest Slimming machine anyone has ever made. It looks like a Bull riding Rodeo machine, without the oscillation and rotation.
YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaa Cowboy.. Cowgirl's Riding Daddy Tonite
It's fun yet controversial and titillating. It will surely make any women wet by just looking or fantasize about it, let alone riding on top of it. It's like one heluva fucking KarmaSutra position, where the woman is on top of the man. They call it horse riding or the inverted missionary, where the man's penis is the saddle which holds the woman in place while they rock on their so-called Horse. Brilliant. It will surely gives me wet dreams tonight by just thinking of the advertisement. I don't know about you, but the focus of the advertisement is quite disturbing to others, definitely not me because the phallic projections of images are really cool. Therefore, i wanna correct my previous entry where i said i don't like Advertisement. I do like NOW..
PLEASE. Show more of that advertisement. In fact, Show it Once every 30 minutes. I couldn't get enough of it. It's like free 5th stage porn (minus nudity) on National TV. Fucking cool. Too bad i couldn't find a picture of any excerpt of the advertisement, with a model on it. You will know what i mean.
So ladies who can't get laid, Maybe you can try buying this to get you aroused, but not an orgasm. But a vibrator is more convenient though. At least you don't ride, but you do get an orgasm. Right?
This is call Riding too. Sorry, i can't put erotic pictures in my site.
WHY WOULD GIRLS NEED TO GET AROUSED???? Girls are not like guys, we dont get aroused so easily. if we need orgasms, we can get guys to give it to us, not machines. or devices, for that matter. you obviously havent had sex with a girl before, have you?
Posted by
Pollock |
5:16 AM
Haha... Why not? Some girls just couldn't get laid. Devices are just an alternative. You can't expect to get laid whenever you're horny right?
Posted by
victor |
1:15 PM
WEll..ictor..I think you are really reading too much into things le? Probably its just a innocent ad targetted at people sincere about burning away their fats?
Anyway, I don't blame you for thinking this way. It doesn't take much for a guy to think crooked.. =P
Posted by
Xia_mi_mi |
9:24 AM
check this out for screen shots of the advertisement. =)
http://www.xanga.com/Nove/425310408/item.html
Posted by
Anonymous |
10:31 AM
Xiao Mi Mi : Actually i'm not reading too much. Just that the first impression this thing gave me was that. I think 90% guys will think about things like that.
Anonymous : Thanks. But i have all those pictures actually because i've took it, just that i didnt upload it since this entry has been written for quite sometime already
Posted by
victor |
4:49 PM
Time for a vibrant industry selling appendage attachments to the iGallop!
Posted by
Pkchukiss |
5:04 PM
We should round up all the guys and gals who can't get laid, bring them all together, pair them up, and yeah that'll be an answer to our declining birth rates.
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Quincey |
4:51 PM
Sounds Good to ME. HAHA..
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