One thing i noticed while i was taking a leak while holding my lizard the other day was a Toilet 101, not Toiletology 101 okay... This is one thing that i fucking observed when i piss everyday in my school. Of course i'm not a voyeur or a peeping tom that observes people's dicks. I'm not that Gay yet.


Urinals

So you're a guy, and the first thing that you walk into a toilet is to piss and get it over with, quick, soothing and easy. Therefore, most people would go for the corner urinals. Why? That's because most men think that corner urinals can avoid your lizard being exposed and people wouldn't look at your dick and give you the judgemental look. It's like a pantamime that says "Dude, you have a small dick there." or "Whoa man, your dickhead is HUGE." Like I give a shit. It's not like their gonna give me Head or Fuck me tonight?! I always go for the middle ones because i'm comfortable with my sexuality.


These are the coolest Urinals i've ever seen. It's like a venus plant. Gonna bite on your nuts while you pee. Well of course they aren't Venus plants, and they won't bite your nuts..

Well, it's either the corner, or when it's proportionately crowded, they'll go for the alternate ones, which is two urinals away from the one which is currently occupied by some random guy. The thing is, people are scared getting their dicks exposed to unknown people in toilets. Most sissies will go for the toilet cubicle because they're worse than most guys, let alone having their dicks exposed. I don't think they even have a dick. After all, how can you blame them when they have such weak hormones?


Fucking thing i wouldn't do is when some unknown prick talks to me while I'm holding my lizard, UNLESS it's something like this

Well, my conclusion is that the frequency of usage of the the urinals are higher on the corners. That is because most people's first instinct is to piss at the corner urinals. So if you somehow need to use the urinals for emergency, just piss at the one in the middle. I bet at least it's not as smelly as the ones at all corners.


Women can only use this type of toilet bowls because they cant stand while they piss, unless you wanna become Rob Schneider in the movie The Hot Chick.

Or You can Do this:



Girls should seriously try it. Maybe Peeing for you wont be such a fuss anymore.

Obviously this is for guys only. Girls wouldn't know how it feels like because they have their comfortable cubicles. But hey, you know what? At least we don't have to queue outside the cubicle during "peak hours" whenever it's crowded because some genius came up with this urinal thing for guys so that we won't be such a pussy to take our time wiping our dicks with toilet papers that impede people's valuable time. The man that invented the Urinal is a genius. It's just like MacDonalds or any other fast-food. You eat and you go. We piss and we go. Quick and easy. Maybe someday they will come up with some corny Slogan like "Finger lickin' good" or "Pissing felt so good" or something like that..

Update: My friend Aaron told me a few days ago while we were talking about this toilet issue. He told me a factfile that nowadays the Singapore Government state that Women's toilet must be THREE times the size of MEN's Toilet. WTF?! Why not buy more Travelmates and make urinals in female toilets too. Save Space, Save Money.. Morons. 3 times.. Imagine how many other stuffs can be done with those kind of money.