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Tuesday, January 24, 2006 

How to spot a Shithead

Fuck. I'm very frustrated, angry, and no word can describe the feeling right now. I need to kill someone. Give me a knife, i will stab him until all my anger are vented on something, or someone.

Here's what happened. On Sunday night, i accidently broke my door lock, thus i could get into the room and sleep on the bed. However, the next morning, which was Monday i called this fucking locksmith (his number is +6596248888, stupid guy. Miss call him if you want. Harrass him.) He's the biggest moron i've ever met. Fucking shithead.

I called him on the night i broke the lock, and asked him to come over first thing in the morning, which was around 8.00am. He came at 8.10am, which was not very bad because i know Singaporeans with their "punctuality". I'm not very punctual myself though, so that's why it's not very bad. So there he came after i opened the door, straight away walked in without acknowledging me, with an electric screwdriver on one hand, and a box (aparrently a door knob) in the other hand.

This fucking idiot, without asking me, straight away tried to open the door which was locked. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? He's such a no-brainer now that he can fix anything? Okay, he tried to open the door, but it was locked. (Stupid, my door couldn't be lock, that's why i called you in the first place.) After i looked at him with a big inquisitive face, he realised that wasn't the door he was supposed to fix, thus he asked me which door is the one he should be fixing instead. So i pointed at the room, and he said "Owhhhh... that one sia..". I realised there are more people stupider than me that exist in this world than i thought.

So he was so full of himself, thus i explained that the door lock was broken because i pressed too hard on the handle and consequently something in it must've broken. He unscrewed the screws on the door, took it out, tried to pull the door lock off the socket, but he realised he was too stupid for this after he took a glance, so he screwed the screws back. He told me "Sorry, it can't be fixed. I only do door knobs. This handle-type of door lock can't be fixed." So i asked him back "So can you buy the door lock for me and fix it for me? I'll pay you."

He declined my offer and said that the door lock is not on the market. His conclusion to me was the door lock is permanently damaged, irreplaceable, and there's nothing no one can do about it. He walked out of the house straight away because he knew that he's too stupid and not up to the standards of dexterity that i think most people have. I stood there with my face so fucked. So fucked. So so so fucked. I didn't know what just hit me. First thing i knew about this shit-stain was that he was so full of himself, the last thing i knew, he's just a dumbass that couldn't even fix the fucking door and he calls himself a locksmith. GO To Hell already.

Sometimes, in life if you're not good enough, don't call yourself whatever you're not. It sickens me up when i get this kind of bullshit in life. It's just like a eatery owner. If you don't have the taste buds to differentiate what is tasty and what is awful, don't open a eatery. Stop torturing yourself by trying too hard because it will just turn out the same, or even worse. What's worse, stop torturing your customers, that's if there's any left. I'm not trying to encourage people to give up their hopes or anything, just do what you do best. If you're not good in cooking, but you're good in fixing stuffs like locks, maybe you should just be a locksmith. If you're not good in fixing locks like this 92468888 guy, but you're good in being so full of yourself, maybe you can go be a gangster or something. At least the tag labels you better. Do what you do best. Don't humiliate yourself. It's not even counted as mediocre. He can't even pull the stupid lock out of the socket. Incompetency is not Complacency. Go fuck yourself already.

Don't tell me you need the money to feed your 1-year old and you have an aging mother at home who needs intensive care bullshit. $40 to open a lock is too expensive and i think there are lots of people who does that too. But why do you call yourself locksmith anyway? Because you can open locks? Or because you can change a simple door knob? Actually i know how to change a door knob. Just that this fucker screwed the screws back too tight i can't even unscrew it anymore. He used an electric screwdriver for God Sake! I bought a screwdriver from the hardware store this afternoon but i couldn't open it. Now i have to leave my door that way already.

Seriously, i called him again just now and told him my situation. He answered the phone and straight away i told him i am the guy who asked him to fix the door yesterday morning but he can't fix, and apparently he screwed the screws back too tight now i couldn't loosen those screws anymore. At first he denied this shit that he has done by kept on repeating "No, no i didn't open the screws". I told him "Bullshit, i was standing behind you, you used your power screwdriver and took the screws off and after you said you don't know how to fix it, you screwed it back." He then repeated what-so-ever bullshit he said yesterday. You know, your lock can't be repaired, and those other bullshit. It's like a repeat show on cable tv. I told him that i can pay him to come up and open the screws for me, just that. Yet again, this dipshit repeated the bullshit again. It's like he has a script on his hand and he just read again and again the same lines.

He's like a dog, turned down money to get a bone. Of course not that "bone". So i reluctantly said nevermind and i had to succumb to the fact that the door can't be fixed because i'm in Singapore and there's nothing you can do about it since finding a competent locksmith is like finding a needle in a haystack. Seriously, this won't happen when i'm in Kuching. All the hardware store sells all kinds of locks and i have the tools i need at home. Hardware stores here sell shits.

I surrender. I have to live without a lock.

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